Varanus niloticus

Monitors are the closest relatives to the  prehistoric mosasaurs, giant aquatic reptiles that ruled the cretaceous seas. They possess a forked tongue that transmits information to the jacobson's organ.

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Pandinus imperator

Scorpions date back to 435 million years and have a modified set of appendages called pedipalps that make up their claws. The emperor scorpion is one of the largest in the world, and its metasoma ends in a stinger that delivers venom. They fluoresce  green/blue under a black light 

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Python regius

This species of constrictor is commonly called the ball python for their method of defense. When threatened, this species will curl itself into a ball, protecting the head in the center. They are constrictors, and squeeze their prey until they suffocate.

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Testudo horsfieldii

The Russian tortoise is  a species that has gone to space. In 1968, two Russian tortoises circled the moon on the Zond 5 mission, making them one of the first creatures to travel to the moon.

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Heterodon nasicus

The western hognose has a very unique form of defense, they will play dead where they will flip over, stick out their tongue, and release a foul smelling liquid. These animals display batesian mimicry, where their pattern resembles that of a rattlesnake to confuse predators.

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Melopsittacus undulatus

Birds are the modern descendants of prehistoric theropod dinosaurs, many of which had feathers. Closely related to lories and fig parrots, these birds live a nomadic lifestyle, with colonies moving from place to place. They have inhabited Australia for 5 million years.

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